unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

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tsunderrorist:

if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

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(via cconstellation)

"Anyway, you can’t leave her like that. You can’t do that to the woman. She doesn’t deserve it; nobody does. You don’t belong to her and she doesn’t belong to you, but you’re both part of each other; if she got up and left now and walked away and you never saw each other again for the rest of your lives, and you lived an ordinary waking life for another fifty years, even so on your deathbed you would still know she was part of you."
- Iain Banks, “The Bridge”  (via sleepychick)

(Source: mooneyedandglowing, via sad-bunnies)

somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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"The word ‘fuck’ is enormously satisfying."
- Tom Hiddleston, ELLE Magazine (via hausofodin)

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